Proper Bone Chewing

There is a proper way to CHEW BONES. Especially the really BIG BONES that mymom has been getting for us.

The bones come with so much YUMMY STUFF on them that sometimes I have to admire them for a very long time before I can chew them.

THEY ARE BAWHSOME.

We all have to chew the gooey yummy bones in our crates. My bones are the BEST, I'm CERTAIN. But then when the yummy stuff is gone except for the smell, the bones appear in the YARD and HOUSE.

To chew them right, you have to STAND UP and put the bone JUST RIGHT between your paws. Then settle down on your elbows.

Make sure your BUTT STICKS UP.

Then you can make really LOUD GRINDING NOISES on the bones.

Bones, bones, lovely BONES!
They can make RINGTONES!
I put them between my PAWS
And then I go BAWH!