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Important things
May. 8th, 2006 05:16 pmKacey here.
I have to say I don't really get it. Dog Match. Big deal. That Beagle goes away for the day, comes home thinking he's the most important thing since extruded kibble. Reminds us all with that silly soprano growl of his. As if we care.
Well, important things happen here, too. Just today I was especially alert about the arriving mail carrier. Do you think my person wants to be taken by surprise by arriving mail carriers? I think not. And it's very clear now that I am the house dog. Can that Beagle say as much? He prefers to be outside where he can make horrific noises over stink beetles.
And while we're at it, who's the one who finds all the horny toads first? By the time anyone else gets there I've got them squashed into pancakes with my box muzzle.
Oh. Er. The muzzle. We won't go into why I wear it outside. It's a fashion accessory. Yes, that's it. Stylish.
A girl can't help wanting a snack now and then, can she?
I have to say I don't really get it. Dog Match. Big deal. That Beagle goes away for the day, comes home thinking he's the most important thing since extruded kibble. Reminds us all with that silly soprano growl of his. As if we care.
Well, important things happen here, too. Just today I was especially alert about the arriving mail carrier. Do you think my person wants to be taken by surprise by arriving mail carriers? I think not. And it's very clear now that I am the house dog. Can that Beagle say as much? He prefers to be outside where he can make horrific noises over stink beetles.
And while we're at it, who's the one who finds all the horny toads first? By the time anyone else gets there I've got them squashed into pancakes with my box muzzle.
Oh. Er. The muzzle. We won't go into why I wear it outside. It's a fashion accessory. Yes, that's it. Stylish.
A girl can't help wanting a snack now and then, can she?
