How to get any bed you want

Any DOG BED, I mean. This doesn't work as well with mymom.

Okay, it doesn't work at all.

But it works on Belle and Jean-Luc EVERY TIME. It would work on Kacey, too, if I ever felt like using it. Just for some reason she's never in a bed that I want.

BAWH!

It's like the I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU game. I can play that game with Jean-Luc from across the room now. He never catches on!



1. Look at bed. Want bed. Look longer.

2. Move closer to bed. Look at bed. Pretend not to see Belle in bed.

3. Walk right over to bed and climb in. Pretend not to notice Belle.

4. CURL UP IN BED! Pretend not to notice Belle.

5. BELLE LEAVES! Every time! Bed is MINE!

6. Repeat until Belle leaves at Step 2. Sometimes at Step 1.

7. I WIN! BED IS MINE!