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May. 2nd, 2005 10:39 pmYesterday was new.
Yesterday we went to a FUN SHOW. It was me and mymom and myfriend. I went to one when I was young but I was already handsome. Mymom took my picture and there it is next to this post. When we got to the fun show yesterday I knew I was going to show off my handsomeness.
It was hard to think there. There were GIRL DOG smells I don't remember before. And since when is grass GREEN? It smelled soooo GOOD. And the DEAD WORMS smelled even BETTER. And instead of practicing my SHOWING OFF pose, mymom wanted me to THINK.
Remember all those new things we've been practicing? She wanted me to think about those. But I COULDN'T. The SMELLS, the SMELLS!
Mymom insisted. So I remembered some of the things we practiced and I half-remembered others. It's a good thing we had a long time to practice. Mymom called it "waiting forever."
Finally we went to a special tent and the people there said hello and then did some strange people-things. They greeted mymom loudly and they shook hands and talked. I scratched. Then the new person wanted to pet me, which was fine except I found a NEW SMELL that was more interesting. I didn't expect her to touch all my feet but since she wasn't holding NAIL CLIPPERS, that was okay. And she brushed me!
We did some of our games, with staying and coming when mymom said to. We did heeling, but I wasn't very interested. THE SMELLS! Then mymom met someone else with a dog. That was more interesting, but mymom said I needed to sit and be polite. BORING. It was still BORING when someone made a big noise, and someone else came out on shiny CRUTCHES and walked all around us. Then mymom handed my leash to a new person and asked if the new person would stay with me for a few moments. BORING. I scratched, and then I practiced my showing off stance. Finally I went back to mymom and the people said CONGRATULATIONS! It has something to do with CGC. I don't get it, but mymom sure seemed happy.
We did some other stuff in another ring. It was more of what we've been practicing. OBEDIENCE EXERCISES. I was more interested in SMELLS. But mymom said I did a good job and she kissed my head, so that's okay. Myfriend said I was good, too. We went home and I PLAYED WITH BELLE, which was also good.
Mymom says I'm a CGC DOG now, so I'd better be a good example. BAWH! I'm always VERY GOOD at whatever I'm doing, even when mymom says I shouldn't be doing it.
Yesterday we went to a FUN SHOW. It was me and mymom and myfriend. I went to one when I was young but I was already handsome. Mymom took my picture and there it is next to this post. When we got to the fun show yesterday I knew I was going to show off my handsomeness.
It was hard to think there. There were GIRL DOG smells I don't remember before. And since when is grass GREEN? It smelled soooo GOOD. And the DEAD WORMS smelled even BETTER. And instead of practicing my SHOWING OFF pose, mymom wanted me to THINK.
Remember all those new things we've been practicing? She wanted me to think about those. But I COULDN'T. The SMELLS, the SMELLS!
Mymom insisted. So I remembered some of the things we practiced and I half-remembered others. It's a good thing we had a long time to practice. Mymom called it "waiting forever."
Finally we went to a special tent and the people there said hello and then did some strange people-things. They greeted mymom loudly and they shook hands and talked. I scratched. Then the new person wanted to pet me, which was fine except I found a NEW SMELL that was more interesting. I didn't expect her to touch all my feet but since she wasn't holding NAIL CLIPPERS, that was okay. And she brushed me!
We did some of our games, with staying and coming when mymom said to. We did heeling, but I wasn't very interested. THE SMELLS! Then mymom met someone else with a dog. That was more interesting, but mymom said I needed to sit and be polite. BORING. It was still BORING when someone made a big noise, and someone else came out on shiny CRUTCHES and walked all around us. Then mymom handed my leash to a new person and asked if the new person would stay with me for a few moments. BORING. I scratched, and then I practiced my showing off stance. Finally I went back to mymom and the people said CONGRATULATIONS! It has something to do with CGC. I don't get it, but mymom sure seemed happy.
We did some other stuff in another ring. It was more of what we've been practicing. OBEDIENCE EXERCISES. I was more interested in SMELLS. But mymom said I did a good job and she kissed my head, so that's okay. Myfriend said I was good, too. We went home and I PLAYED WITH BELLE, which was also good.
Mymom says I'm a CGC DOG now, so I'd better be a good example. BAWH! I'm always VERY GOOD at whatever I'm doing, even when mymom says I shouldn't be doing it.
