I make my own breeze

See? This is me. I'm paying attention to mymom as we play agility. See my ears? See my face? I'm so fast that wind happens. (I was going to write "I make wind," and mymom said I had better not.)



So I don't need any EXTRA WIND. But it's here anyway, and it's NO FUN.

Things have been coming undone everywhere. Mymom has to run around and catch them. Sometimes she almost falls down because of it. She's still walking lurchy, so it's hard to tell. She has to tie her back door closed, too.

And if YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, the wind blew me RIGHT OFF MY DOGLOO.