The Agility of Me

Mymom is finishing a book, so she's very serious and distracted. We didn't play as much this week as we sometimes do. I think the way she's been lurching around has something to do with that, too.

But today we played in agility! Mymom still moves funny. She stands one one leg a lot, too. Belle had a problem with that because Belle doesn't know how to play right. She wants mymom to be very precise and then Belle runs just so through the obstacles. Very fussy. I like to LEAP and BAWH! I don't pay such close attention to mymom. Just close enough so I do the right things, because doing the right things means COOKIES.

Doing a whole course with mymom also means she throws my FOOD BOTTLE.

I love my FOOD BOTTLE.

It was something else before it became mine. It didn't have dog food in it. It had a stupid label. Mymom cleaned it out and took the label off and put FOOD in it. When she throws it, it rattles! I like to LEAP on it and BITE it. I like carrying it around, too. I can smell the food.

I can smell the food especially well since I put all those holes in it.

Today we played agility on one long course. It was an EXCELLENT JWW course. That means it has jumps, tunnels, and weave poles. And it was a HARD COURSE. It had TURNS and I did those especially well, even though they mean I have to turn away from mymom. Mymom calls it a change of lead. I just call it changing my legs. There were other jumps with strange angles and jumps that looked like they should be jumped next but really the next one was over HERE. I did them ALL.

I was very handsome while I did this. My ears fly away from my head. I leap very high over the jumps. Mymom says this is a good thing, since she's going to raise the jumps to my final height soon.

I tried to be faster by skipping some of the weave poles, but mymom made me go back and do it all again. I scolded her for slowing us down. BAWH! I'm not sure why everyone thinks that's funny.

Maybe they're just amazed at my handsomeness even as I run.

Yes, that must be it.