more training needed

Humans! They never get it right.

If I go to Uncle Vet, it's supposed to be about ME. ME on the table. ME getting vet cookies. ME being admired. Just getting on the scales (I am EIGHTEEN POUNDS!) isn't enough about ME. Watching Gryphon and Pnda being petted definitely isn't anything about ME.

But I am clever, so I came up with a new bark that would get their attention. A nice high-pitched one. Loud. Very loud. Oh so loud!

Boy, it got to be all about ME a lot faster than I thought it would.