ConneryBeagle's Twitters Today

• 09:24 I stood on the big STORAGE BIN THING while mymom trimmed my EXTRA HAIRY SPOTS. I am BAWHFULLY HANDSOME! #
• 13:03 MEN are here MAKING NOISE with TOOLS. Right where there was a WATERFALL IN THE CEILING last week. I didn't know ceilings could DO THAT. #
• 17:34 Now there is no HOLE IN THE CEILING but suddenly the lights don't come on. The NOISY MEN are going, "AURGH!" Mymom is going "AURGH!!!" #

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