About bugs

Bugs can be good.

BAWHSOME TASTY
BAWHSOME STINKY
LEAPLEAPCATCH
SNACK!

This time of year there are LOTS OF BUGS.

We live in a place that didn't used to be a house. For years it wasn't a house. It was big and empty and garage-like. The bugs maybe thought it was ALL THEIRS.

But now it is ALL MINE.

So I will EAT THEM.

Or think about eating them and spit them back out. It depends on how the legs squiggle.

We have WIND SCORPIONS. And ARMORED STINK BEETLES. And WOLF SPIDERS. They are very fast. And we have lots of THESE:



But mymom says "LEAVE IT" and she keeps that kind for herself.

We have things that fly and stink, too. They don't stink when they first get here. But they REALLY STINK when they fly into the BIG BRIGHT LAMP. And they POP. And they SIZZLE.

And mymom stops writing and she looks up and she goes, "EW. Not AGAIN."

I think it would be better all around if they came down near the floor and then I could EAT THEM.