HOW TO GET COOKIES

This one is easy: Go on a long drive to the Hot Place to THE SPECIAL ITCHIES VET.

BAWH!

Then you will get cookies. At the rest stops, cookies. At the parking lot, COOKIES.



Mymom asks me to do things for the cookies but they are EASY. They make me feel GOOD. They are SPECIAL RELAXATION PROTOCOL things. She does them because of

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and I LIKE THEM. And we did them A LOT on our SPECIAL VET DAY.

I haven't seen the SPECIAL VET for a long time. Since mymom started giving me SHOTS for the ITCHIES. And PILLS.

She calls them $HOT$ and PILL$.

This time he looked at me and he looked at his papers and he talked to mymom and he said, "HMM." And he said, "I am not sure the shots are doing any good for ConneryBeagle. I am disappointed. With these test results they should have helped a LOT." And THEN he said, "I would use up what you have left which is a lot anyway and then see what happens without the SHOTS."

I mean, $HOT$.

And mymom got the worried look and she said, "But what if--?" So the SPECIAL VET said, "Then we start the $HOT$ again right away!"

But it would be okay with me if WE DIDN'T.

BAWH!