In agility play, there is a TEETER. It looks just like the dog walk when you run toward it, but instead of turning out to be long and stretchy and not moving, it tips over in the middle and turns out to be short on the other end.
At first I didn't mind the tipping. I practiced and practiced and I was VERY FAST. Then I went to the first agility play trial and that teeter TIPPED DIFFERENTLY. And at the next agility play trial, that teeter WAS DIFFERENT TOO.
I'M NOT STUPID.
BAWH!
Now I run to the middle part and wait to see how hard it will tip. And THEN I RUN! But mymom didn't understand at first that I HAD TO DO THIS. She DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME.
So I scolded her. I went BAWH!!! at the tipping point so she would wait. Right there in front of everyone. I don't know why they laugh. It's IMPORTANT that SHE WAITS.
And then I decided I would go BAWH!! to REMIND HER.
EVERY TIME.
So I do.

I think she still wants me to run the whole way.
BUT I DON'T THINK SO.
BAWH!!
At first I didn't mind the tipping. I practiced and practiced and I was VERY FAST. Then I went to the first agility play trial and that teeter TIPPED DIFFERENTLY. And at the next agility play trial, that teeter WAS DIFFERENT TOO.
I'M NOT STUPID.
BAWH!
Now I run to the middle part and wait to see how hard it will tip. And THEN I RUN! But mymom didn't understand at first that I HAD TO DO THIS. She DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME.
So I scolded her. I went BAWH!!! at the tipping point so she would wait. Right there in front of everyone. I don't know why they laugh. It's IMPORTANT that SHE WAITS.
And then I decided I would go BAWH!! to REMIND HER.
EVERY TIME.
So I do.

I think she still wants me to run the whole way.
BUT I DON'T THINK SO.
BAWH!!