Mymom gets things done
Dec. 4th, 2006 02:28 pmMymom always has THINGS TO DO. She makes lists. She crosses things off and she puts them on NEW LISTS.
This time of year she makes LOTS OF LISTS.
Cooking lists and wrapping lists and buying lists and mailing lists.]
IT NEVER STOPS.
We must have been on a list. She put us all together in front of the couch with a blanket thing over it and told us to STAY.
WE DID. We were GOOD!
Then she got down on the floor and did the thing with flashing lights. I hate that but I WAS GOOD.
She made a lot of noises about how dirty the carpet is from that close up, too.
And this is what she got:

Jean-Luc, Kacey, Belle, CONNERYBEAGLE!
Mymom CROSSED US OFF THE LIST and said "Holiday cards!" in a puppy whine voice. Poor mymom. I know better than to have LISTS. I just DO THINGS.
This time of year she makes LOTS OF LISTS.
Cooking lists and wrapping lists and buying lists and mailing lists.]
IT NEVER STOPS.
We must have been on a list. She put us all together in front of the couch with a blanket thing over it and told us to STAY.
WE DID. We were GOOD!
Then she got down on the floor and did the thing with flashing lights. I hate that but I WAS GOOD.
She made a lot of noises about how dirty the carpet is from that close up, too.
And this is what she got:

Jean-Luc, Kacey, Belle, CONNERYBEAGLE!
Mymom CROSSED US OFF THE LIST and said "Holiday cards!" in a puppy whine voice. Poor mymom. I know better than to have LISTS. I just DO THINGS.