I'm Official!
May. 3rd, 2006 09:48 pmMymom is pleased, because she has a little paper covered with hard plastic that says I'm official because I'm TWO YEARS OLD and I've been MEASURED.
I've ALWAYS been official. That's what I think. But now NADAC thinks I'm official, too. I officially jump SIXTEEN INCHES.
I knew that.
In NADAC they have wickets for the jump height divisions. To jump sixteen inches, I have to be bigger than fourteen inches. I AM. But I have to be under eighteen inches. I reallyreally am.
Mymom had a paper that needed three judges to measure me so I could be OFFICIAL. But the first judge used the eighteen inch wicket and he said, "Another dog could fit in there."
That's not true. I'm big and fierce and handsome. I take up all the room I want to.
Then he wrote "WAY UNDER, CLEARLY SIXTEEN INCHES" and took the paper and said, "This is enough."
And it was!
So mymom has the little plastic card and she bounced around with it and said, "No more measure-ins!"
I think she forgot about AKC. But I won't remind her just yet.
I've ALWAYS been official. That's what I think. But now NADAC thinks I'm official, too. I officially jump SIXTEEN INCHES.
I knew that.
In NADAC they have wickets for the jump height divisions. To jump sixteen inches, I have to be bigger than fourteen inches. I AM. But I have to be under eighteen inches. I reallyreally am.
Mymom had a paper that needed three judges to measure me so I could be OFFICIAL. But the first judge used the eighteen inch wicket and he said, "Another dog could fit in there."
That's not true. I'm big and fierce and handsome. I take up all the room I want to.
Then he wrote "WAY UNDER, CLEARLY SIXTEEN INCHES" and took the paper and said, "This is enough."
And it was!
So mymom has the little plastic card and she bounced around with it and said, "No more measure-ins!"
I think she forgot about AKC. But I won't remind her just yet.