NEW FOOD

I have NEW FOOD.

My NEW FOOD is so good I can barely think about it. It's all meaty and warm and--

BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!

I want more. I want it now.

Mymom says it might not be forever. It's supposed to help with my ITCHY. I have way too much ITCHY.

But even if the ITCHY keeps going, I won't scratch it. I'll make mymom THINK the new food works because I WANT IT and it's all meaty and warm and--

BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!BAWH!

She says it's RAW. But it's all dried out until she gets it ready for me. Then she has to put it in a DIFFERENT BOWL because the other bowl was too easy to shove around. The bowl should stay put when I eat, no matter HOW HAPPY I AM TO EAT.

I am very happy to eat.

Now? Can we eat now?

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How about now?