Does that sound right to you?

Mymom sometimes does her writing thing on the bed in the office. She sprawls on it and SCRIBBLES on papers. Sometimes I come up to join her.

Mostly I want to steal the stuffing out of the split pillow, but she's caught on to that.

Then I want her to PLAY but she doesn't listen. I give her my BIG SIGHS.

And just now she said, "ConneryBeagle, if you're going to be up on the bed while I work, there will be NO BUTT SNIFFING."

*wrinkles of woe*