Oops

I've been SO BUSY.  It's been FUN and EXCITING and makes me want to squeak my squeaky ball just to think of it.

Squeaky Duck has disappeared.  I don't know why.

Mymom has been taking me to lots of places, so I haven't had time to come here and write things down.  And she's been letting me show off on some of the agility games.  Some of it I want to do and she won't let me yet.  When you're older.  Like THAT's fair.  But oops, today when we were playing on the show table and I was getting cookies, mymom suddenly went ow, ow, OW (she was VERY LOUD) and whisked me right off to my crate.  What was THAT all about?  So I thought very hard while mymom kept looking at her finger and then went to the office to do things and to look at her finger more.

Then I figured it out.  I'm so strong and have such big fierce teeth and the cookies were so good...I must have hurt mymom.

*woe*

*ohwoe*

*sad*

I watched mymom very carefully to see what she would do next.  I used my oh-so-cool face.  Stupid worry wrinkle, why won't it go away when I tell it?  She came back for me in a while.  It was forever, I think.  Or else just a moment.  Sometimes they seem like the same thing.  We went back to the show table to play with standing handsomely like we were doing before.

I was very, very careful.  Very.

What does she mean, I need tail viagra when I have my worry wrinkle?